Montauk Monster Creature Washes Ashore in NY

The Montauk Monster is starting to make headlines. If you haven't heard about it, don't worry, but the Montauk Monster is a carc**** that appeared on the beach of Long Island, New York. It defies cl****ification, as it looks like no animal known to science, and a lot of people would give installment loans to figure out what it is. It washed up not too far away from Plum Island, AKA Anthrax Island, an uninhabited isle home to the Plum Island Animal Disease Center, a known animal testing facility. The corpse is thought to be a hoax, but some insist its real, or Amy Winehouse sunbathing. Still, many would pull out credit cards to unravel the Montauk Monster mystery.