Drunk Redneck Gets DUI Driving Lawnmower Dude! What a loser! Drunk as a skunk. No teeth. Truck's broke. Ridin' a lawnmower to a town that isn't there & his wife's gonna stab him in the face cauz he didn't get her beer..... Gee, jail sounds pretty good, eh?
Flying Lawnmower Where the heck can I get one of these? Beats a remote control plane or helicopter.